Bunker Architecture: Where Functionality Goes to Die

Meet the Bunker, where meetings go from 10am to 6pm, with two 15-minute breaks and a lunch break that's really just a series of PowerPoint presentations.

Our team of expert Bunker Architects have designed this 12,000 sq ft space to be as inefficient as possible, with a layout that's guaranteed to confuse and disorient even the most seasoned meeting-goer.

Features:

Underground Bunker Tunnel System

Our Underground Bunker Tunnel System is designed to make you feel like you're in a real bunker, but with better Wi-Fi.

Features include:

A 20-foot drop ceiling that'll give you a real sense of claustrophobia
A 10-foot wide tunnel that's perfect for awkwardly standing in line for the bathroom
And a ventilation system that'll make you wonder if you're in a real bunker or a giant air duct!

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Bunker Lobby

The Bunker Lobby is where you'll spend the majority of your time trying to find the meeting you've been called to.

Features:

A 3-foot wide doorway that's just the right size for bottlenecking the flow of traffic
A 10-foot tall, 5-foot wide, 3-foot deep reception desk that's guaranteed to make you wonder why you even bothered showing up
A "Welcome to the Bunker" sign that's been hand-painted by our very own in-house "artist"

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Bunker Meeting Rooms

Our Bunker Meeting Rooms are designed to make you feel like you're trapped in a never-ending cycle of pointless meetings.

Features:

Windows that face the wall, because who needs natural light?
A "Conference Room" that's just a bunch of folding chairs and a table that's waaaay too small
And a whiteboard that's been used so much that it's basically just a giant piece of charcoal-covered cardboard

Want to schedule a meeting that's so boring, so dull, and so uneventful that everyone will just nod off? Try our Bunker Break Room!

Bunker Break Room

The Bunker Break Room is where you'll go to pretend to be working while secretly scrolling through memes.

Features:

A 2-foot wide, 3-foot deep coffee machine that'll make you wonder why you even bothered getting out of bed
A "Break Room Snack Bar" that's just a vending machine filled with stale granola bars and yesterday's newspapers
And a bathroom that's so small, you'll need to do the "Bunker Shuffle" just to get out

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